I was done brushing my teeth already, you freak. That only took a couple minutes. Or god forbid I was out there doing the pee pee dance in the hallway while you were in there washing your precious hidden bits. That would've taken me 40 seconds to take care of.
And why can't you put on clothes in the bathroom with me in there?? Again, you're acting like this isn't 2 people who are together. This isn't a one night stand or a rando Tinder date for fucks sake.