Post your *petty* complaint here

This is a great idea for a thread; and I am seriously loving the new SF Social Media banner! Very cool.

Mine today would be not bringing enough to eat at work as I left my bag at home. I literally picked it up and put it next to the door, turned round to switch off the light, and walked out without it. I'm now considering the possibility that I never really lost my marbles...I just left them somewhere :confused:

Does your house insurance cover it?

I had three packs of smarties before 9, followed by cereal to make me feel a little less guilty! Right there with ya. :rolleyes:

For me today is I got up waaaayyyyy to late to do any of the things I had planned.
No cooking, no gym. Not time to do shit. Ok gotta go.

Loving this thread tho @walkerbait95

Probably but it'll be grand! It won't cost much to fix it

Oh no. You've misunderstood. This is for petty complaints. That's legit trauma there!

Thanks. I just wanted to whine in peace & thought others might too.
And I hadn't noticed the banner lol good catch! Apparently I'm gonna be president. I'm learning to tweet. Or whatever the hell the young people say. And do the Facebook page. (So y'all come find us if you're not social media haters!)

Ok so now it’s having to unblock the toilet yuk!!

You’ll have to change your username to @trumpbait or @walkertrump !! Lol

Stepped on a dingleberry the cat #2 dropped in middle of the floor.

Adding the cat is to be groomed ASAP.

Love this thread idea.

Slow walkers, I haven't even experienced any today. But they're the bane of my existence...If a guy with a walking stick is overtaking you. You're going too damn slow!

What's the point of a husband if not for this?

Where DO all the teaspoons in the house go? How does this happen??? (Ditto hair ties and hair grips)

Add toilet roll to that as well, especially when you need it the most.

Mind you, once had on of those cold callers ring me once, one of those accident compo claim bastards whilst I was on the throne. Explained to him that there'd be a fucking major disaster if he didn't arrange for some toilet paper to be air lifted asap otherwise I would've threatened to "H-block" the place.

Nearly pissed myself laughing at this.

Well I hate that they never plow the snow off the sidewalks so I practically have to walk in the middle of the street. Then they don't have enough street lights so it's like going into another world at night. Might slip on the black ice, might find a portal to another dimension, but yeah I hate walking in winter. :P

I want a cheese burger so bad but the fast food place closed 52 minutes ago

Dear Mr. Train driver who tooted the train horn at 2:30am - karma is coming to haunt you when you sleep...

To the cats that decided to have a massive fight in my front yard at 4:30am, well I guess you didn't know that you woke up half the neighbourhood but it wasn't appreciated at all!

To the crows that were squawking and screeching from 6am for about an hour - shut the frick up! I know you are birds but seriously I just don't like you. Never have!

To my new neighbours who were walking their dogs at about 8am and decided to stop and have a conversation out the front of my house and just let their little pooches yap for 20 minutes, not impressed at all.

All in all, not the best night sleep o_O

I've been working out for ONE WHOLE WEEK and I still don't have a flat stomach!

Why is life so hard guys

My stove is tilted slightly so whenever I cook anything on the burners liquid alway pools to one side of the pan I'm using

I had to wash all my clothes recently because the exterminator is coming tomorrow to rid the house of bedbugs. I hate doing laundry. I still have to wash my blankets but I'm cold so I'm using them.

Been down with the flu or food posioning who knows what it was (24 hour bug) the only issue I had was cat #2 spent the whole time with me comforting me whilst cat #1 did not give two fucks was MIA all day/night came in late last night when im just on the mend and dared to sit in front of the tv screen to complain and demand for her treats that she missed due to me being sick.

Go figure