Witty's funtime house

This was the first time I haven't seen my nephew on his birthday in years. I wonder when I will actually be able to see him again.

I didn't even get like half of these right. :P There's one that says bee for some reason but it's actually a lizard

Apparently this was at a Mexican restaurant...I'm not sure where, but I wonder how much business they actually get.

My mom got pissed because I turned off the TV...well I figured she would want the floor since she's busy ranting again. So she wouldn't need the pesky background noise. I was going to try and be civil with her today, but it's damn near impossible. She's on me again about how I should live on my own, even though she lived with her parents for...well, all of her life. But she acts like she always did things on her own and she just didn't. Then she was saying that my sister got out when she was 16....that's great that she had a best friend and family to take her in, but I didn't; have that. Besides, I had to take care of adults who acted like children, and I still do. She doesn't want to be on her own either, so why the hell does she keep telling me about what I should do with my life? She can barely function as it is, and she thinks that she can live here all alone? Yeah, she's already about half dead, so I don't see how that is going to work. But honestly I'm fed up with dealing with it all.

Really, I mean she won't do anything by herself. I asked if she could do the dishes and of course she didn't because she got drunk instead. She couldn't even put stuff away into the fridge when she was standing right there in front of it. Like wow, it's amazing how clueless she actually can be sometimes. She literally wants me to do everything for her.

If someone is disingenuous or annoying, you can say that they have more faces than a handful of dice. Pretty sure I came up with that on my own, but feel free to use it if you want. :P

This Facebook memory popped up to remind me of the bizarre messages I used to get before I made my profile friends only :P


Lovely message, random guy! I see you know exactly what to say to flatter a woman. lol
Hi
Sexx
Yes, that's the entire message. Aside from some random emojis.

The Inspirobot site must be stalking me or something

Too bad I can't print this out and put it on my wall

Sounds like my love life alright

This popped up and I have the sudden urge to speak German



Wie geht's? Mir geht es gut.

I'm not a Sagittarius, but thought this was funny

Some old pics that I thought were funny :P