You should try sign holder jobs and snow shoveling jobs

You guys and girls should try sign holder and snow shoveling jobs since sign holder jobs are easy and all you do is hold and wave an advertisement sign. Sign holder jobs hire in the spot and don’t require experience or don’t ask for references or cover letter or resume. Snow shoveling jobs hire on the spot and you either shovel snow manually with a shovel if you don’t have a drivers license or you drive a snow blower or use a snow plow to shovel snow if you have a drivers license.

I can't help but feel like this sort of job is one of those "sounds simple on a surface level but is actually complicated" jobs.

Sign holder is not complicated.

Sign-holder jobs still require some degree of feigned enthusiasm since standing around like a stick in the mud is unlikely to garner much attention from people.

I might be able to animate myself sufficiently if I were able to wear a costume which hid my identity. In reality the theatrical nature of the position almost certainly makes me a bad fit.

Well you just hold and wave a square advertisement sign. I get honks on the job which is good. Some sign holder jobs you wear costumes which hides your identity.

It depends on just how animated the employer expects me to be. I could wave, but that's about it; even with a mask on I couldn't force myself to dance.

most sign holder jobs your expected to hold and wave a square advertisement sign and dance is optional not mandatory.