Witty's funtime house

Come one, come all, and visit the place for casual chat, fun and games, and just general tomfoolery. Here you can take a break from the world when it gets to be too much. You can chat with others and connect, talk about things that make you happy, or just goof off for a while. Anything goes here, within reason of course. So go forth, and have an excellent time!

@1964dodge you can do the honors and start something :P

Haha, well that probably sounds like a lot of women then. :P But sometimes I feel like I'm the last person on earth who will get married, have kids, have a career, or just to be happy. But I need to keep working until I reach my goal.

that's the right attitude there are a lot of people that would appreciate you for your sense of humor (and for the brits humour)

when I was 11 (I did a lot of bad fun things that year) my parents kept partial liquer and wine bottles in a back room in a freezer that didn't work. well after time the bottles got bad mildew on the outside of the bottles, I showed my mother and offered to dump the liquer and throw it away. well the liquer and wine was still good so I took what was left in all the bottles and put it into 2 bottles. it didn' taste bad I left them in the woods near school had a little before school and I put some in a cough syrup bottle told the teacher I had a cold and was able to drink in class true story

ok witty it's your turn to post a few you have to top mine lol

Dude, I can't top any of that. :P Besides, I wasn't the rebellious one, my sister was. But I'm enjoying hearing this blackmail fodder, er, I mean stories...very much.

this is mild I can't and won't post all the naughty things I did when I was young like when I was going steady with 5 girls at the same time (different towns)I was 16 and they found out about each other, they got together and taught me a lesson after that 1 girl at a time lol

ok one more please don't tease me too much I feel a little inadequate as a man lol. I met this older woman when I was 19 or 20 (that was when the drinking age was 18) in a gay bar that I went to with a gay friend, I met a 28 year old woman that went with her lesbian friend, strange place for 2 straight people to meet. anyway we hit it off right off and she had fun at least 3 times every time we dated about 5 or 6 days a week. I really enjoyed it for about 4 or 5 weeks then I had to break up with her, I just couldn't keep up anymore and I was young,talk about feeling inadequate as a male

ok witty i'm sure something funny happened to you run out of gas met the date from hell anything as well as anyone else here this site isn't called dodge's embarrassing moments lol so everyone please share

They may be embarrassing, but they are hilarious lol. Well, like I said, my sister was more rebellious than I was. We got a visit from the cops at 2 am once, which is scary in and of itself. Turns out my sis was caught for underage drinking and we had to go pick her up. So I was harsh with her and tried to keep her on the right track.

One day the police brought her over and I forget all that happened. But I remember I said something like, "you smoked marijuana?" All offended like it was Reefer Madness or some goofy educational film, haha. I used to be more conservative about things. Then I tried it a few months later and I finally got it. So that was a start in becoming more open minded.

Once in my old house, I could hear a strange scratching for days on end. Then I could see the carpet moving, and I realized a mouse was trying to come up through the carpet. I had a metal pole for some reason and I would bang that on the floor so it would get scared away. Sometimes I feel like I need a scare stick in certain situations.

the mouse just wanted to be your friend:eek:

Nooo that is not a friend I want. :p Once I thought there was a mouse under my chair since I kept hearing squeaking. But it was just weird background noise on a YouTube vid.

My grandpa used to tell a variation of this ditty:

I had a little dog named Jack.
He pooped on the railroad track.
The train came by,
The poop flew high,
and hit the conductor right in the eye.

My mom just told me about this one too:

Everybody's doin' it, doin' it, doin' it,
Pickin' their nose and chewin' it, chewin' it, chewin' it,
They think it's candy, but it's not.

Another one I remember:

"Listen, listen, the cat's pissin'. Where, where? Under the chair! Quick, quick get a gun! Too late, already done."

My nephew is weird too. My mom asked what was on his face one day and he said it was a booger. And he told my mom not to go in the bakery outlet because "there's poop in that store".

Omg there's 6,666 discussions in this section, scared now

My mom was just like, "Imagine how much those little chimpanzees smell. Like poo and fur" and I just can't stop laughing