Venting traits/behaviours in other people that make me jealous

• inventive ways of doing/saying anything.
• experiencing derealisation or depersonalisation.
• being calm in dire situations.
• rationalising emotions.
• falling asleep in public.
• not paying attention in class.
• sarcasm.
• naturally low BMI.
• acne.
• fluffy hair.
• getting very very very high on substances in general.
• poking holes in what other people say.
• eating slowly.
• not taking pleasure in eating in the first place.

If anyone else does any of the above I get jealous.
If anyone else is all of the above to an extreme I am very jealous.

I am intensely dissatisfied with the way I am.

Most of these are just negative. Nobody, and I mean nobody who isn't intensely depressed fits most of these. Your work probably needs to be on accepting yourself, because you are better than a list of traits. You are valuable outside a copy paste of depressed anime character number 44. And I've noticed a trend of mentioning BMI, as long as you are healthy and able to move well, don't worry about it. I assure you that you are already cooler than whatever stereotype you are aspiring to be.

Fluffy hair isn't that nice.

Half the time you look like someone who just got out of bed or a crackhead.

The other half your hair just look greasy.